I Don’t Train for a Body — I Train So I Don’t Lose My Shit A Fitness Report Written By Absolute Chaos… Let’s be honest. Some people work out for aesthetics. Some people work out for health. Some people work out for discipline. I work out because if I don’t, I will absolutely snap at the wrong person for the wrong reason. The gym isn’t a glow-up for me. It’s containment. Rage (already pacing): “Working out is cheaper than bail.” Which she is certainly not wrong, depending on the way you go about it. Fitness Looks Different