I Don’t Train for a Body — I Train So I Don’t Lose My Shit A Fitness Report Written By Absolute Chaos…    Let’s be honest. Some people work out for aesthetics. Some people work out for health. Some people work out for discipline. I work out because if I don’t, I will absolutely snap at the wrong person for the wrong reason. The gym isn’t a glow-up for me. It’s containment.   Rage (already pacing): “Working out  is cheaper than bail.” Which she is certainly not wrong, depending on the way you go about it.   Fitness Looks Different

Fitness Saved My Attitude. Rage Built My Strength. There are two wolves inside me: one is tired, and the other is raging through a set of deadlifts with pre-workout foaming at the mouth. Guess which one wins every morning? Exactly. People always say, “Wow, you’re so dedicated,” as if dedication is the reason I show up to the gym. Please. I don’t train because I’m healthy. I train because rage needs somewhere to go and punching civilians is frowned upon in most social settings.     1. I Don’t Work Out for Aesthetics — I Work Out So I Don’t