Nobody Was Arrested, But Everyone Was Questioned An Entry Straight From The Realm Of Chaos…. Setting: The Bad Breed Maa’s were invited to a garage party, but there were un-liked guest, that are secretly against the realm invited, and the Maa’s know… Leaving it business as usual. By the time the questions started, the damage was already done. Nothing was actively on fire anymore, at the moment anyways. No one was bleeding in a way that required paperwork. And technically, technically, no laws had been broken, like many of those exist. That’s why it got weird, and
Category: The Realm of Chaos Chronicles
The Case of The Realm of chaos vs. The Bad Breed Maa’s (Dismissed Without Prejudice, Property Damage, or Apology) The courtroom was already damaged before the Bad Breed Maa’s even arrived. Cracks in the marble floor. Smoke stains along the walls. One bailiff missing a shoe, maybe even a limb. Another refusing to make eye contact. The judge adjusted his robe and sighed the way someone does when they already know how this ends. “Bring in the defendants.” Defendants arrive finally in the court room. But, they didn’t sit. Rebel stood with her arms crossed, jaw set, eyes
Petty Magic 101 A Class by Vex (Attendance Mandatory, Consent Optional) Vex would like to clarify something before we begin. Petty magic is not “low-level” magic. It is precision magic. And it is vastly misunderstood. Petty magic isn’t about destruction. It’s about inconvenience with intent. It’s the art of small, targeted chaos. The kind that doesn’t burn the Realm down, just reminds everyone who’s paying attention. Vex started teaching Petty Magic after realizing the other Bad Breed Maa’s had absolutely no respect for personal space, personal property, or personal boundaries. So she educated them. Magically.
Some Environments Make You Honest A Rebel Observation On Life! There are places where pretending doesn’t work. No matter how polished you show up. No matter how good your excuses sound in your head. The environment calls you out immediately. Concrete is one of those places. It doesn’t care who you think you are. It only responds to what you actually do. You step wrong, it tells you. You hesitate, it tells you. You lose focus, it tells you. Instant feedback. No commentary. That’s honesty. Rebel learned early that environments matter more than intentions. You can want
The Realm Does Not Pick Chosen Ones — It Collects Lunatics. As formally documented by the Goblin Historical Society (Annotations provided by Senior Archivist: Grubbin Blacktooth, PhD in Irresponsible Anthropology) Prologue Most worlds choose their heroes carefully. They consult prophecies, align stars, and look for noble hearts. The Realm, in contrast, has never demonstrated that level of restraint. Instead of hand-selecting “Chosen Ones,” the Realm simply waits for the loudest, angriest, most catastrophically stubborn individuals to wander into its borders… and then it adopts them. Some scholars describe this process as “chaotic magnetism.” Others call it “cosmic negligence.” We, the
My Discipline Is Chaotic, Not Cute People love to talk about discipline like it’s a color-coded planner, a pastel water bottle, and a perfectly lit desk. Good for them. My discipline? Oh babe… Mine looks like a garage, a goblin screaming in the corner, and a cup of coffee I forgot I made three hours ago. There’s no aesthetic here. No “morning routine.” No “boss babe” monologue playing in the background. My discipline is held together by: roller skate wheels that need tightening, a wrench I can’t find until I don’t need it, pure spite, chaotic momentum, and the
Chaos Academy: The Official Cultural Values of the Realm (Revised for Goblins, Gremlins, Mothers on skates & Motorcycle Witches) Welcome to Chaos Academy, the only educational institution where: safety is theoretical, rules are optional, and the middle finger is part of the core curriculum. If you’ve stumbled in by accident, congratulations, you belong here more than you think. Nobody arrives at the Realm on purpose; they get dragged, summoned, or fall through a crack in their own sanity and land on the garage floor next to a pile of mismatched roller skates and a goblin chewing on a spark
WHERE THE BAD BREED CAME FROM — THE REAL STORIES BEHIND THEIR SCARS People think I “created” the Bad Breed. Cute. I didn’t create them. I survived them. I lived through every version of myself until they carved their way out. Every character I write… every scar I draw on them… every detail in their design… is pulled straight from something I felt, fought, buried, or clawed my way back from. The Bad Breed aren’t mascots. They’re memories with teeth. They’re chapters of me that refused to stay quiet. Here’s the truth behind each one. RAGE — THE
WHEN THE FIRE DIES DOWN — WHAT RAGE, REBEL, VEX & LAWLESS, TEACH ME ABOUT STAYING LIT! Every flame dies down eventually. Motivation fades. Energy dips. Your spark sputters. The world gets loud and your inner fire starts feeling more like smoke than blaze. That’s when my girls show up. Not as characters, but as parts of me that never allowed the fire to go out completely. Each one teaches me how to survive the dimness, the dull, and how to reignite myself from within. 🔥RAGE — THE FIRE Rage doesn’t wait for the perfect moment. She doesn’t negotiate.
Being a Mom Doesn’t Mean Losing Yourself — The Bad Breed maa Rule Told by the Bad Breed Themselves The Realm wasn’t built quiet. It wasn’t built delicate. And it sure as hell wasn’t built by a woman who faded when motherhood hit. This story? This one’s told by us, the Bad Breed Maa’s, because we watched it happen. We watched her refuse to shrink. We watched her rebuild herself while raising a kid. We watched her stay alive inside. So pull up a chair. The garage lights are buzzing. The desert wind’s howling. The Realm wants to