Nobody Was Arrested, But Everyone Was Questioned An Entry Straight From The Realm Of Chaos…. Setting: The Bad Breed Maa’s were invited to a garage party, but there were un-liked guest, that are secretly against the realm invited, and the Maa’s know… Leaving it business as usual. By the time the questions started, the damage was already done. Nothing was actively on fire anymore, at the moment anyways. No one was bleeding in a way that required paperwork. And technically, technically, no laws had been broken, like many of those exist. That’s why it got weird, and
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If You’re Always Overthinking, You’re Probably Under-Acting A Mindset Reality Check from One Bad Maa.. Let’s call this what it is. You’re not “processing.” You’re not “being intentional.” You’re not “waiting for clarity.” You’re thinking instead of acting. Overthinking is just motion without movement. It feels productive. Yet, you really don’t realize that It isn’t. Lawless (leaning back, unimpressed): “If thinking counted as progress, we’d all be filthy fucking rich by now.” She’s not wrong. Just imagine all the progress that would have been made by action, and where you would be in life ? If You didn’t
I Don’t Train for a Body — I Train So I Don’t Lose My Shit A Fitness Report Written By Absolute Chaos… Let’s be honest. Some people work out for aesthetics. Some people work out for health. Some people work out for discipline. I work out because if I don’t, I will absolutely snap at the wrong person for the wrong reason. The gym isn’t a glow-up for me. It’s containment. Rage (already pacing): “Working out is cheaper than bail.” Which she is certainly not wrong, depending on the way you go about it. Fitness Looks Different
Why Is Everything a Personality Now? A Human Cultural Observation From the Realm of Chaos…. At some point, we stopped having interests and started having these crazy identities. You don’t just drink coffee anymore. You’ are a coffee crazed personality now. You don’t just go to the gym, and workout for your health. You’re a gym girl. You don’t just like music, or enjoy it. You’re built different because of your playlist. You don’t just have trauma. You’re most certainly trauma-coded. Somehow, everything turned into a personality trait. Or, you might even consider it an identity. Lawless (already
Your Creativity Is Wild — You Keep Trying to Domesticate It A Creative Report from the Realm of Chaos… Let’s be completely honest here. Your creativity didn’t just disappear. It didn’t dry up. It didn’t abandon you. It didn’t hop the fence and run away. You caged it in, nice and tight. Somewhere along the way, you learned that creativity should be: neat explainable palatable easy to consume easy to categorize So you trimmed it down to those categories. Smoothed it right on out. Quieted it. All to make it “acceptable.” And then you wondered why it stopped showing
You Don’t Have a Money Problem — You Have a Discipline Leak A Money Moves Report from the Realm of Chaos Let’s stop lying to ourselves. Most people don’t have a money problem. They have a discipline leak. Money isn’t disappearing mysteriously. It’s bleeding out in small, boring, avoidable ways, through habits you excuse, routines you never questioned, and decisions you make when you’re tired and don’t want to think. That’s not bad luck. That’s pattern behavior. Or, if you’re anything like me, you get that fuck it feral energy around your monthly shark week, and there goes the
Who the Fuck Are You, Really? A Realm of Chaos Identity Check No One Asked For…. Let’s get this out of the way. Most people don’t have an identity problem. They have a straight up honesty problem. Because if I asked you, right now, no prep time, no journaling, no aesthetic Pinterest board, Who the fuck are you? Most people freeze. They give me: their job their trauma their responsibilities who they’re “trying” to be who they used to be before life got really heavy, or they became an actual adult. But that’s not an identity. That’s a
Being a Woman Is a Lot of Audacity From the Universe A Realm Report No One Asked For… Every morning in the Realm, One Bad Maa wakes up and checks the internal dashboard. Energy: ??? Emotions: feral but functional Body: running an unscheduled update Patience: missing Responsibilities: still fully operational No warnings. No patch notes. Still expected to perform. This, apparently, is womanhood. The Realm Is Loud Before Breakfast Before the sun even clears the smoke, the Realm is already awake. Not because anyone chose it , but because everything requires attention at once. Rebel is tightening
I Lift Heavy Because I Have to Lift My Life A Rebel entry on strength I don’t lift heavy because I love the gym. I lift heavy because my life is heavy. Some days I train because I want to. Most days I train because if I don’t, everything else feels heavier than it already is. People like to romanticize fitness. I don’t. Strength isn’t a hobby for me. It’s a requirement. Strength Was Never About the Mirror I don’t train for aesthetics. I train so my body doesn’t become another thing I
The Case of The Realm of chaos vs. The Bad Breed Maa’s (Dismissed Without Prejudice, Property Damage, or Apology) The courtroom was already damaged before the Bad Breed Maa’s even arrived. Cracks in the marble floor. Smoke stains along the walls. One bailiff missing a shoe, maybe even a limb. Another refusing to make eye contact. The judge adjusted his robe and sighed the way someone does when they already know how this ends. “Bring in the defendants.” Defendants arrive finally in the court room. But, they didn’t sit. Rebel stood with her arms crossed, jaw set, eyes